The DTV Shredder

If you grew up in the 80's or 90's you probably remember those stand up Jetski's for use on the water. Those things were fun, but now you can re-live those days on the water, with the added risk of breaking bones on the cold hard ground. The DTV Shredder is basically a Segway on crack. This bad boy features tank style tracks, a 196cc engine that can reach speeds of 30mph and a towing capacity of 500lbs. You know damn well that there is no better way to spend your tax return this year than on this kick ass machine.

Lifesaver Bottle 4000

If you have ever been camping in the back woods you know how important it is to be able to purify your drinking water. There are plenty of options out there for this tedious task but none are quite like the Lifesaver Bottle. This is the first water bottle that purifies your water and allows you to drink from it. This bad ass bottle removes all bacteria, viruses, cysts, parasites, fungi and all other microbiological waterborne pathogens without harsh chemicals or an extra water pump. This bottle is used all over the world by the military and 1 filter will purify up to 6000 litters of water.

Mophie Juice Pack Helium

I'm sure most of you are familiar with phone cases that help to keep your phone charged and extend battery life. Mophie has been one of the leaders and innovators in this industry for quite some time. Mophie has just released its next generation of battery powered phone cases call the Juice Pack Helium. This case is made specifically for the iPhone 5 and is their thinnest and lightest case yet. It will extend talk time for additional 6 hours, audio playback for an additional 30 hours and internet use for an additional 6 hours. if you travel overseas this will be a life saver for those long flights.

G.E.A.R. Seat Covers

WIth all the personal "tacti-cool" products on the market it only seems fitting you should be outfitting your car or truck in the same way. The Smittybilt G.E.A.R. Front Seat Cover. this might be the most bad ass seat cover you will ever own. It features MOLLE straps on the back so you can add, move and remove all sizes of pockets and compartments. they are made primarily for the jeep but there appears to be a  universal version for other cars and trucks too.

Six Shooter Shave Brushes

With all of the gun control talk going on right now i thought it would be fitting to feature something gun related. The Six Shooter Shave Brushes are just freaking bad ass. I don't really use a shave brush, but I'm seriously tempted to buy one of these. They are hand crafted from a solid piece of anodized aluminum, the shave brush is removable for easy replacement, which is also made from the finest badger hair. They use authentic bullet casings and the cylinders are laser engraved. These things definitely earn you a punch on the man card.

The Man Ring

How many times have you said to yourself, damn i wish i had a swiss army knife in a ring on my finger? The answer is probably never, until now. Appropriately titled, The Man Ring, is made of solid titanium and features fold out swiss army style tools. The ring has a bottle opener, straight blade, serrated blade, a saw, and a mustache comb. I like to call this thing the MacGyver ring.

Tsovet DW333233-40m

I am always on the lookout for a classy watch and 9 times out of 10 Tsovet serves up exactly what i like. The Tsovet DW333233-40m is no exception to this fact. This watch is easy to read with its understated face and just oozes coolness. It features some classic dive watch detailing with a rotating bezel and easy to read numbers. It is swiss made and built to withstand dives up to 200m. This watch uses 316-L stainless steel and re-enforced pressure gaskets to withstand those depths. The band is made from the same type of stainless steel and ha a double locking clasp for securing it to your arm. You know you want one.

2 in 1 Cigar Holder and Flask

I have seen a lot of stash boxes and devices out there, but the 2 in 1 Cigar Holder and Flask is definitely the classiest. This flask is made of stainless steel (I prefer pewter) and it holds 4oz of the liquor of your choice and 2-3 cigars depending on their diameter. This could also be used to store your "special" cigars, don't act like you don't know what i'm talking about.

Kwikset Electronic Deadbolt

That janitor style key ring you carry is heavy and antiquated. The Kwikset Electronic Deadbolt is the way of the future, so get with the program. This might be the coolest way to enter your house I have ever seen and is worthy of a James bond movie. This deadbolt unlocks your door by scanning your finger print. You can store up to 50 different user fingerprints to allow access to the door at different times of the day or week. It requires no hard wiring to install and is perfect for the neighborhood athletes who don't want to carry their keys.

Gamago Ice Skull Mold Tray

Any good home bar will be equipped with with a few essentials, mixers, shakers, alcohol and of course novelty ice cubes. The Gamago Ice Skull falls into the latter category. This bad ass ice mold tray will definitely take your 30yr Balvenie to a whole other level. Just fill the mold with water and pop it into your freezer, in short time you will have a giant hunk of ice shaped like a skull, this goes well with the bullet and gun shaped cubes you already have that you never use.

Hario Siphon Vacuum Coffee Maker

Lets face it, making coffee has gotten way to easy these days with all this "K-Cup" nonsense. You need to feel like your actually making something and the Hario Siphon Vacuum Coffee Maker does just that. I'm not quite sure how the whole thing works but i know it heats the glass ball of water which somehow brews the coffee. This is perfect if you are looking to brew coffee like the Breaking Bad guys.

Definitive Technology, Sound Cylinder

I know, there are a million options out there for speakers for your tablets and phones. I could probably dedicate an entire blog to just write ups on them. I try and pick only the coolest ones I find. Today I am writing about the Sound Cylinder from Definitive Technology. This cool little tube offers more than your average travel speakers. First it comes in a cool looking, easy to store tube form. This form allows for their patented Sound Array technology for extra life like sound. The Sound cylinder also features 2.1 bi-channel amplification with two front facing 32mm mid range high frequency drivers and a 43mm woofer for the bass. It has blue tooth connectivity and will also plug into your 3.5mm headphone jack or charging port. The kick stand ties the whole thing together with a nice presentation. Hit the link for all the pictures and details.

Suunto Ambit

Suunto has long been a favorite watch maker of mine and now they are bringing to the market their latest creation. The Suunto Ambit features full GPS with way point and route navigation, a 3D compass, barometer and temperature. This wrist computer also features their patented FuelSpeed with an accelerometer integrated GPS. This watch also provides heart rate monitoring and about 100 more features, rather than read it here, hit the link and get the info you desperately want to read.

Kaweco AC Sport Carbon Fountain Pen

Kaweco has released a new fountain pen for your writing amusement. The AC Sport Carbon Fiber Fountain Pen is a great looking pen with an all carbon fiber body and carbon fiber inlays on the lid. These come with all the classic styling and reliability of Kaweco's classic fountain pens with the upgraded body materials.

AnyGlove

Old man winter is here and your favorite winter gloves from 10 years ago just don't seem to work with your awesome new touch screen pocket computer. Rather than go buy a new pair of $100 dollar gloves I recommend you pick up a bottle of AnyGlove, place a couple of drops of this stuff on your old gloves and you'll be sexting and texting and posting updates of twitter in no time. This stuff works on Fleece, Knit, Work, Running, Mountain Bike, Motorcycle, Police, Military Gloves and more.

Demerit Patches

If you were in the boy scouts you are well aware of how cool the merit patches were and the extremely crappy things you had to do to acquire them. Well you're an adult now and finally there are patches for all the stupid things you do in your adult life. Demerit wear has come up with patches for things like losing your glasses, not knowing how to follow directions and eating too much bacon. These are perfect stocking stuffers for the idiots in your life.

Graf von Faber-Castell Perfect Pencil

I am kind of a pencil and pen snob, I prefer a mechanical pencil for most of my drawing and day to day activities, but i will say there is nothing quite like the classic yellow lead pencil from grade school. The Graf von Faber-Castell Perfect Pencil puts a lid on the classic pencil while integrating a sharpener and a removable eraser, this takes the classic pencil to a whole new level.

Mobee Magic Charger

If you own an Apple computer chances are you own a magic mouse. This mouse is a probably the best mouse I have ever used, accept for the constant stream of AA batteries I have to feed it. The Mobee Magic Charger is a great solution to this problem. Simply plug in your re-chargeable batteries and place the mouse on the charging pad any time you aren't using it. Now go spend your AA battery fund on some booze.

Stick-N-Find bluetooth stickers

With the release of the new James Bond film, i'm sure there are plenty of us looking to up our spy game with some cool Christmas gadgetry. I don't like to link to things that you cant purchase right now but the Stick-N-Find Bluetooth stickers are way to cool not to show you. These little stickers are meant for finding lost keys or remotes but i can see plenty of us using these for much more spy related tasks. Hit the link to help fund and get yours soon!

Exotic Driving Experience

Any red blooded American guy will tell you, there is nothing quite like driving really fast. It's fun, dangerous and at times entirely too slow. Your Honda Civic doesn't always fulfill your need for speed, that why I'm recommending you check out the Exotic Driving Experience. These guys travel around the states with a stable of Italian sports cars, and for a small fee you can experience what its like to piss yourself while driving and then thank someone for allowing you to do it.