5/31/2012

Salt Made From Tears

Today I present to you a new seasoning for your porterhouse steaks, salt made from human tears. Tears are collected and gently boiled and released into crystallization tanks where they are hand harvested and rinsed with a brine. They have several types of salt including flavors made from tears of anger and tears of sorrow. This salt will make your food so very, very, sad.

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